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Posted by SK YADAV in Category
Veg-Sms
Ladkiyo ki upar ki sari chize B se shuru hoti
hain BLOUSE BRA BIKINI BUBS Aur niche ki P
se Peticoat Panty PUSY Now you undrstand
why men have BP problem
Posted by SK YADAV in Category
Veg-Sms
Always remember When SHE cancels a date it
is because SHE HAS TO But When HE
cancels a date it is because HE HAS TWO
Posted by SK YADAV in Category
Love Sms
Wah re Gandhi Kya chali teri Aya tha
langot me Ghus gaya 1000 ki note me Jinda
tha to raha congress house me Aur ab
Direct blouse me
Posted by shivam in Category
Veg-Sms
Hum ap k dil main rehte hain Is liye her
dard sehte hain Koi hum se pehle WISH na
ker de apko Is liye sub se pehlay Happy
Ramadan ul mubarak kehte hai
Posted by ananda roy in Category
Funny Sms
Teacher to santa aisi kisi jagah ka naam
batao jise banaya to Aadmi Ne hai par phir
bhi wo waha ja nahi sakta Santa ladies
toilet Reply With Quote
Posted by ananda roy in Category
Funny Sms
Bandriya ne apni maa se pucha meri sadhi
kiske sath hogi Bandriya ki maa ne kha agar
ye sms padne wala muskra de to Samjo baat
paki
Posted by ananda roy in Category
Non-Veg Sms
Hone wali bahu ko dekhne aaye sasur ne kaha
beti chai aati hai Ladki boli chutiye mujhe
abhi tak dudh nahi aata Chai kya ghanta
aayegi
Posted by ananda roy in Category
Non-Veg Sms
Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha kya
mehsus kar rahi ho Patni aaj tak top_up
me kam chalet the aaj se life time karwa liya
Posted by maulik in Category
Non-Veg Sms
LOVE is a Small Coin LIFE is a BIG Coin
Wife is a Lucky Coin Lover is a Sweet
Coin BUT FRIENDSHIP is a GOLD Coin Keep
it safe it
Posted by Vijay in Category
Funny Sms
Lalu Rabdi tum to hamaar chand ho RABDI
na ji hamka ye chand vand mat kaha kijiye ye
sasure AMRICA wale roz chand pe chadhate
utarate h
Posted by Vijay in Category
Love Sms
kal frsat na milli to kya hoha itani mohabbat
na milli to kya hoga roz sochate h ki msg nhi
karenge fir socha ki kal hmari aankhe na
khuli to kya hoga
Posted by Vijay in Category
Love Sms
khuda ki mohabbat ko fanna kon karega sabhi
nek banenge to gunah kon karega E khuda
mere dost ko salamat rakhna warna mere jine
ki dua kon karega
Posted by Vijay in Category
Love Sms
zindagi aisi ho jo jeene ko majboor kre rahe
aisi ho jo chalane ko majboor kre khushboo
kbi kam na ho dosti ki dosti aisi ho jo
milane ko majboor kare
Posted by Ashok Baboo in Category
Jokes
1Chuhe ne Bili k kan pe 2 maar diye To 2sre
chuhe ne pucha Tuje dar nhi laga chuhe ne
Dew ki bottle ki pappi li Or bola DAR K AAGE
JEET He
Posted by Ashok Baboo in Category
Jokes
Russian Galiyan Ettuk Raus Elwab
Ehdag Lagap Yeimak india se bahut
milti hai Bus lafzo ko piche se pdho or
enjoy karo
Posted by Ashok Baboo in Category
Jokes
Machar se pareshan GOLU Din Me B Kat Rhe Ho
Machar Kya Kru Gahr Me Maa Baap Bimar H
Bahen Jawaan H Or Ladke Walo Ne 1 Litr Khun
Dahej Me Manga H
Posted by Ashok Baboo in Category
Jokes
Sabse bada aatank kisi ka mobile lo aur
phone book me jakar delete all kar do phir
mobile wale ka chehra deko aur thoda sa
muskura do Bus
Posted by Ashok Baboo in Category
Jokes
America k bachhe at EIFFIL TOWER top roof
Wow wat a grt view INDIA k bachhe at
Eiffil tower Aao dekhte h kiska thook
pehle neeche girta hai
Posted by Bikram sahu in Category
Flirt Sms
Few Relations in Earth Never Die Want 2 know
What it is Read again F few R relations I in
E earth N never D die GM Bro
Posted by Arya Bhatt in Category
Friendshp Sms
All people in this world say that friendship
is greater than love But nobody knows
that friendship means loving some one
Posted by Arya Bhatt in Category
Friendshp Sms
All people in this world say that friendship
is greater than love But nobody knows
that friendship means loving some one
Posted by pinky in Category
Exams Sms
Exam paas aaye sir mera dukhaye Teacher ne
na jaaane kyun dande dikhaye Ab to mera
sir jaage na sota hai Kya karoon haye
kuch kuch hota hai
Posted by Fahan Khan in Category
Emotional Sms
A girl asked boy if she thought she is
pretty He said no She asked him if he
want to be with her forever He said no
She then asked him if she were to
Posted by ananda roy in Category
Funny Sms
Ek Ladka Apne Papa di marring video dekhde
hoy Papa Mainu B Apni Shadi Pe item girls
Nachani Hain Aap Ki Shadi Ki Tarha Papa Kute
De Putra O Teri Bua hai
Posted by ananda roy in Category
Non-Veg Sms
Naughty boy draws a penis on the black board
Lady teacher rubs it off Next day he draws a
bigger one writes jitna ragdogi utna
bada hoga
Posted by sodha dharmendrasinh in Category
Inspirational sms
unfamiliar similarity garib adami mansir ke
bahar BHEEKH mangta hai jab ki crorepati
adami mandir ke ander BHEEKH mangata haai
it is fack
Posted by arshad in Category
Inspirational sms
Sometimes our ambition get flop Sometimes
our assumptions go wrong But our goal is
still waiting for us Be positive active
Posted by prabhat verma in Category
Love Sms
Ek pal ajeeb tha kabhi hamare bhi kareeb
tha jab hum chahane lage use to pata
chala woh kisi doosre ka naseeb tha
Posted by ajay in Category
Other
Let us salute the nation builder Let us
salute the creator of our destiny Let us
salute our teachers GURU DEVO BHAVA HAPPY
TEACHER S DAY
Posted by ajay in Category
Other
Remembering you with respect and affection
for making each lesson for enjoyable
session HAPPY TEACHER s DAY
Posted by ajay in Category
Other
The way you teach The knowledge you
share The care you take The love
you shower Makes you The world s
best teacher Happy Teacher
Posted by vishwaanath in Category
Love Sms
Har pal tere baare m sochta rhta hu bus
tuje yaad krta rhta hu teri ranho m phool
bichana cahta hu issliye tere liye kudh ko
bhi mitana chahta hu I luv
Posted by Vishal Dhiman in Category
Shayari
Few Relations in Earth Never Die Want 2 know
What it is Read again F few R relations I in
E earth N never D die
Posted by Vineethoc in Category
Love Sms
If you know that you and your mate have
proven differences in opinion on certain
subjects Avoid those subjects
Posted by Baljeet in Category
Flirt Sms
Bipasha ko ladka hua kala John ne kaha
Tu gori Mai gora Ladka kaise KALA
Bipasha replied Tu HOT Mai HOT Jal
gaya sala
Posted by PrakharNarain in Category
Friendshp Sms
Few Relations in Earth Never Die Want 2 know
What it is Read again F few R relations
I in E earth N never D die
Posted by PrakharNarain in Category
Friendshp Sms
Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b
expired today plz recharge ur friendship
immidetly by delivering 4 5 sweet cool msgs
So hurry
Posted by Shadab Ahmad in Category
Shayari
Hum ap k dil main rehte hain Is liye her
dard sehte hain Koi hum se pehle WISH na
ker de apko Is liye sub se pehlay Happy
Ramadan ul mubarak kehte hai
Posted by mohd.abdullah in Category
English Sms
Career is like a light and girls are like
shadow if you try to catch shadow you will
miss the light if you walk towards the light
then the shadow follow
Posted by Abhi verma in Category
Santa Banta SMS
Santa tu Apne kamai par chal hai ya dosron ki
totla mai khud tamatar khata hon s kamane
ke bare me poch Wife ye totla tamatar nahi
kamakar kah raha hai
Posted by SUMITPATEL in Category
Love Sms
dosti ki kasam kabhi bhulana nahi apna gum
hamse chupana nahi jitna bhi satana he sata
lo lekin is rishte ko kabhi mitana nahi
safvan
Posted by SundarSaini in Category
Non-Veg Sms
ladki ne coin dal ke wt dekha 58kg Dupata
utara 56kg jacket utari 53kg aur coin khatam
tabhi ek bhikhari bola Tu chalu rakh coin
main dunga
Posted by Vijay in Category
Veg-Sms
3 Golden Rules 1 Who is helpind you dn t
4gt dem 2 who is loving u dn t hate
dem 3 who is hoping u dn t cheat them
Posted by Samir patel in Category
Veg-Sms
Kabhi na chuka sako wo loan hain hum jo
hamesha bajti rhe wo tone hain hum ab to
pehchan gye honge k kaun hai hum
Sms ki duniya ke don
Posted by shantanusarkar in Category
Veg-Sms
Thngs in Boys room b4 marrge Perfums Luv
lettrs Gifts F shp bands Cards posters
lots more Aftr marriage Painkilers Loan papr
Unpaid bils
Posted by shantanusarkar in Category
Jokes
CONGRATS Your phone has been installed with a
new puzzle game To play throw your phone
against the wall Then assemble the pieces
Posted by Shahida in Category
Fun Sms
Birth is once Youth is once
Death is once Love is once
Marriage is once But I need ur
friendship for ever
Posted by Samir patel in Category
Friendshp Sms
Dost subeh teri shaam meri ho din tera raat
meri ho hansi teri udaasi meri ho jab maut
aaye to sirf kabar teri usmei laash meri ho
Sent on a phone usi
Posted by Vijay in Category
Love Sms
Love kro to dhoka mat dena love ko aashuyaon
ka tohfa mat dena dil se rokar koi yad kare
apko aisa kisi ko moka mat dena
Posted by Vijay in Category
Santa Banta SMS
Santa Dr sahab m chashma laga ke padh to
sakunda na Dr kyu nahi Santa bhalla
ho apka Doctor sahab apka warna anpad aadmi
ki koi zindagi hoti h kya
Posted by Vijay in Category
Non-Veg Sms
MULLA JI KE BETE KI LULLI KATWANE PR DAWAT
THI OR CARD ENGLISH ME CHHAPWAYA THA
CUTTING CERAMANY OF FUCKING
INSTRUMENT COME EAT
Posted by rohitsingh in Category
Love Sms
Ae zindagi yu mujhase daga na kar mai zinda
rahu ye dua na kar koi chhuta hai tujhe to
hoti hai zalan ye hawa tu bhi use chuaa na
kar
Posted by Shantanu Madavi in Category
Shayari
message ek masti hai ye call se sasti hai
nind ko udati hai khoon ko jalati hai par
kuchh bhi ho apko hamari yaad to dilati hai
miss u
Posted by RINKUBHATT in Category
Love Sms
Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du Dost pe apni
jindagee waar du Jab tera message nahi
milata to Mann karta hai teri jaan nikaal du
Posted by Safvan beng in Category
Friendshp Sms
dosti ki kasam kabhi bhulana nahi apna gum
hamse chupana nahi jitna bhi satana he sata
lo lekin is rishte ko kabhi mitana nahi
safvan
Posted by MahtabAlam in Category
Shayari
AShq palkon pe jam gaye khoon banke Fool
hanthon me chub gaye shool banke Shayad ise
hi wafa kahte hain jamane wale Hum reh gaye
unki ek hansi bhool banke
Posted by sagar in Category
Friendshp Sms
Dosti hr dil ka armaan nahi hota hr koi dil
ka mehmaan nahi hota jo log ek bar dil me
sama jate unhe bhulana itna aasan nahi hota
Posted by sagar in Category
Friendshp Sms
Muskilo se apki mulakat na ho udas ho kabhi
esi baat na ho dua he mahfilo se saje
zindagi apki bus hame pukar lena agar koi
saath na Ho
Posted by sagar in Category
Friendshp Sms
The one who likes you most sometimes hurts
you but again he is the only one who feels
your pain
Posted by Safvan beng in Category
Romantic Sms
na mene koi guroor kiya na apne koi kusoor
kiya bus waqne humko dooq kiya mene sms
apko isliye kiya kyonki apki yaad ne majbur
kiya safvan
Posted by Safvan beng in Category
Friendshp Sms
pyar to 1 jokha he hawa ka dost to 1 naam he
wafa ka auro ke liye kuch bhi ho hamare
liye to wo he 1 tohfa khuda ka safvan
Posted by Amarjeet in Category
Inspirational sms
Ananda there are four places for who are
confidently treading on the path of Dhamma to
visit which may further inspire them in
Dhamma iss bat k buddha ne
Posted by Safvan beng in Category
Love Sms
aaj har ek pul khubsurat he dil sirf teri hi
surat he ku6 bhi kahe ye duniya hame duniaw
se jyada e dost teri jarurat he
Posted by Safvan beng in Category
Love Sms
agar hum na hote to gazal kon kehta apke
chehre ko kamal kon kehta ye to karishma he
mohabbat ka warna patthar ko tajmahal kon
kehta safvan
Posted by warisgaur in Category
Shayari
Apni to har sham nashe me hoti hai or sham
gujar jati hai ik din sham nashe me hogi or
hum gujar jayenge
Posted by Niraj in Category
GoodNight Sms
Suhagraat pe pati Muh dekhai pe BV ko 25000
deta hy to BV itne sare paisey dekh k sharmai
or boli Such Such batao sab kitne log ho
gud night
Posted by Amarjeet in Category
Shayari
Dekh kar wo humko wo sir jhukate hai bula
kar mehfil me najar churate hai nafrat hai
to keh dete hume gairo se milkar kyo dil
jalate hai
Posted by arshad in Category
Friendshp Sms
Fndship hrtz more dan luv Coz wen ur luv
goes far frm u U hav ur fndz wd u Bt wen
ur fndz goes far frm u U r left alone I
like frnz like u
Posted by DINESH in Category
Veg-Sms
Kash hum ek SMS hoty bas aik click mey aap
ky paas hoty mana k aap hamy delete kar
detay laikin kuch dair k liye tou hum aap ky
paas hoty or bari khushi say
Posted by DINESH in Category
Veg-Sms
Yakin har rishte ki buniyaad hota hain tut
jaaye agar to judna mushkil hota hain
kehna aasan hain humain yakin nahi hain tumpe
lekin dard is cheez ka be
Posted by Dennis phillip in Category
Non-Veg Sms
Bahu ne Geele bra chat pe sukhane dala Nicha
Sasur Dudh P raha tha Dudhme Bra ka Pani
tapka to sasur bola Bahu Bra hata lo mujhe
pina he Dudh
Posted by sanjeev singh in Category
Love Sms
Sardar Ki Girlfrnd Romentic mood main aaj
mere ghar koi nahi hai Aa jao Surdar Tu
mere ghar aaja mere ghar sab log hai tera
mann bhi lag jaega
Posted by Moideen in Category
Holi Sms
s daur me kavi iman na hota agosh me
musalman k jo QURAN na hota dunya na samajh
pati kavi pyas ki shiddat agr 12mahino me
ye RAMAZAN na hota RAMZAN MUB
Posted by Rajat in Category
Shayari
najar jhukakar ekrar mat karna najar uthkar
enkar mat karna raat bhar tapdte se kahte ho
ki pyar mat karna
Posted by Jazz gujral in Category
Non-Veg Sms
Dil unke liye he machalta hai Thokar khata
hai or sambhalta hai Kisi ne is kadar kar
liya dil par kabja Dil mera hai per unke
liye dhadkta hai
Posted by SK YADAV in Category
Veg-Sms
DAAG tere daman k dhule na dhule Nekiyan
tere tarazo me tule na tule Aj hi gunahon se
kr tauba Kiya pta kal teri ankh khule na
khule
Posted by SK YADAV in Category
Love Sms
Dil Sapno Se Houseful Hai Pure Honge Ye
Doubtful Hai Is Duniya Me Har Cheez
Wonderful Hai Par Zindagi hee bohut
Colourful Hai
Posted by jugnu in Category
Non-Veg Sms
aw Of Reverse Dynamics When A Man Becomes
Rich He Becomes Naughty When A Woman
Becomes Naughty She Becomes Rich
Posted by jalagadugula balaraju in Category
Funny Sms
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to
God that everyone should have a friend like
you Why should only i suffer
Posted by Narendra Kumar in Category
Jokes
Tu Barsane ki Radha pyari Me Gokul ka
Nandlal Aao dono Milkar Rasah rachaye karde
our dhamal Shree Radhe Radhe
Posted by arshad in Category
Decent Sms
When u hate somebody U ll never find a good
character in them even if they r good But
wen u like some1 U ll find everythng swt in
them It s fact
Posted by Salim in Category
Islamic Sms
Allah ke pyare Rasool ki pasandida chizen
Lauki sirka Zaitoon ka tel khajur shahed
Gosht Kharbuza anjeer Halwa Namak Ramzan
me zyada use kare ghulamo
Posted by Salim in Category
Islamic Sms
Naame Mohammad se Khushbue Wafa aati hai
Unke roze se Ummati ki sada aati hai Kash
rehte hum Madine ki galio mein suna hai
waha Jannat se hawa aati hai
Posted by Amique Ashraf in Category
Islamic Sms
is daur me kavi iman na hota agosh me
musalman k jo QURAN na hota dunya na samajh
pati kavi pyas ki shiddat agr 12mahino me ye
RAMAZAN na hota
Posted by Saroj in Category
Funny Sms
Dehati Ladka Mor se shadi karbe ka Ladki
Tameez se baat karo Ladka My Dear
Girlfrnd with due respect I beg 2 say dat
Mor se Shadi Karbe ka
Posted by Saroj in Category
Quotes
Ironical thought So True Loneliness is a
Special Enjoyent When Chosen by Ourself
Bt Hard 2 Digest When gifted by Others
Posted by jassal in Category
Funny Sms
Wo Konsa Time Hota Hai Jo Mard ko 10 Minute
Mein Thaka dayta HaiOr Aurat Chahti Hai K
Wo Karti Rahay SHOPPING Ramzan mai b
Aapki soch nai Badali
Posted by aasheesh in Category
Veg-Sms
koi deewana kehta hai koi pagal samajhta
hai dharti ki becheni to bus badal samajhta
hai tu mujhse door kaisi hai m tujhse door
kaisa hoon ye mera di
Posted by shivam rai in Category
Love Sms
zaher milta raha zaher peete rahe maut
milati rahi hum marte rahe zindagi hame
aajmati rahi aur hum bhi use aajmate rahe
Posted by Vijay in Category
Non-Veg Sms
L K G ki class me madam 1 bachhe se boli Beta
1 se 10 tak ginti sunao m tumhe ek pappi
dungi Bachha mam 100 tak suna du to
HONEYMOON pakka
Posted by Vijay in Category
Veg-Sms
ek admi apni biwi se bola Raja Dashrath ki 3
raniya thi us hisab se abi m 2 shadi or kar
sakta hu Biwi bas itana yad rakhana k
DROPADI ke b 5 pati the
Posted by Vijay in Category
Veg-Sms
munna bhai arey ckt yeh doctor log operation
se pahle patient ko behosh kyon karte h ckt
bhai bole to sala patient operation sikh gaya
to
Posted by Rohit mathur in Category
Love Sms
Ansuo ko bahut samjhaya tanhai me aaya kro
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo Is par
ansu tadp kar bole Itne logo me aapko tnha
pate hai Isliye chale
Posted by Rohit mathur in Category
Love Sms
Ek Ada Aapki Dil Churaane Ki Ek Ada Aapki
Dil Main Bus Jaane Ki Ek Chehra Aapka Chaand
Sa Ek Zid Humari Chaand Ko Paane Ki Ishq
kiya tujhse mere aitbaar ki
Posted by SK YADAV in Category
Veg-Sms
American Grl Oh Yeah Baby Fuck Me Fast
Indian Aurte SunoJi Jaldi Karlo Bacche Jg
Jayege Pakistni Grl Bhaijan Dhire 2 Kro Vrna
Mamu Jag Gye To Unko v deni pregi
Posted by dineshsingh in Category
Friendshp Sms
Chaahta hu tujhe pyaar du Dost pe apni
jindagee waar du Jab tera message nahi
milata to Man karta hai teri jaan nikaal du
Posted by Safvan beng in Category
Funny Sms
mere hath me tera hath ho tere hath me
bajuwale ka hath ho aur uske hath me mera
hath ho fir hum tino milkar khelenge gol gol
rani itna itna pani
Posted by Safvan beng in Category
Love Sms
yaro k bitch yarana sikh gaya thoda sur
lagaya aur tarana sikh gaya sab kuch thik
tha zindagi me galat to tab hua jab dil
lagana sikh gaya safvan beng
Posted by Safvan beng in Category
Love Sms
chahte he had se jyada kisiko wahi to sabse
jyada takrar karte he karo na fikr wo naraz
ho jaye naraz hote wahi jo pyar karte he
safvan vahalu
Posted by Harry in Category
Friendshp Sms
dosti phool se karoge to mahak jaoge sawan se
karoge to bheeg jaoge suraj se karoge to jal
jaoge hamse karoge to bigad jaoge aur nahi
karoge to kidhar jaoge
Posted by Vishal Singh in Category
Funny Sms
Ultimate Bezzti Ek Bhikari Garmi Mai Stand
Khade Logo Ke Pass Aaya Or Paise Maang Kar
Taxi Mai Baithkar Chala Gaya
Posted by madhur in Category
Insult Sms
Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam badate chalo Ab
murli nahi to citi bajate chalo Radha to ghar
wale dilayenge hi magar tab tak gopiya patate
chalo Happy Janmash
Posted by Digji in Category
Janmashtami Sms
Karar Vinden Padaar Vinda Mukhar Vinden
Viniveshyantam Vatasya Patrasya Pute
Shayanam Balam Mukundam Mansa Smarami Jai
Shri Krishna Happy Janmashtami
Posted by Digji in Category
Janmashtami Sms
Shri Krishna Govind Hare Murari Hey Nath
Narayan Vasudeva Jai Ho Shri Krishna Happy
Janmashtami
Posted by Digji in Category
Janmashtami Sms
May the Natkhat Nandlal always give you many
reasones to be Happy and you find peace in
Krishne consciousness Happy Janmashtami
Posted by Digji in Category
Janmashtami Sms
Krishna ke kadmo pe kadam badate chalo Ab
murli nahi to citi bajate chalo Radha to
ghar wale dilayenge hi magar tab tak gopiya
patate chalo Happy Janmash
Posted by Digji in Category
Janmashtami Sms
Jab jab hove dharm ki hani tab tab leve
Avtar bhagwan kar deve mardan papiyei ka
mukti deve hum prithvi vasiyon ko jai shri
krishana Happy Janmashtami
Posted by Digji in Category
Janmashtami Sms
Jab jab hove dharm ki hani tab tab leve
Avtar bhagwan kar deve mardan papiyei ka
mukti deve hum prithvi vasiyon ko jai shri
krishana Happy Janmashtami
